I'm not that rich u know...

Finally... Just back frm a really heavy FE1005 Material Science quiz... Somehow the questions that came out for the quiz were those that i have never heard of. Anyway, i passed.. got 50 out of 100 so i am not complaining much... I heard a girl saying as she left the lab, 'That was the worse quiz ever!!'

Anyway, i'm going to blog about some nonsense cause its my form of relieving stress after a quiz. Enjoy!

At the end of the quiz we spoke to him:

Associate Prof Zhang my material science tutor... found a nice pic of him... Look at my Cool and handsome material science tutor...
Jokes aside, He's from China and graduated from the top 10 University in the US. He's quite passionate when it comes to teaching material science but he needs to work on his accent cause it hinders communication with students.

After leaving the lab, i decided to go back to hall. Boy i was in luck today. guess who i bumped into at North Spine??? Yes... U guessed it, Miss Joanne Beh!!! Wat are the chances rite???
Feeling lucky, I decided to take a chance and asked her if i could take a photo with her....

Thankfully she willingly took a photo with me... I was so excited...

Wow, this was too cool. But i had to ask her some questions, it was such a rare opportunity to speak with a famous actress/fellow NTU schoolmate, so I decided to interview her,

Me: Hey Joanne wat are u doing here at North Spine?? I thought your school of Mass Communications is at the South Spine??

Joanne Beh: I rarely come to the North Spine cause i can't stand the sight of engineering students. The way engineering students dress for school... Its disgusting... Slippers, berms... Horrible. But the food at Canteen B is just as bad, so i decided to go to Canteen A for lunch.

Me: I see... Any tips for the engine students to improve their dress sense??

Joanne Beh: Maybe the girls can put on more make up like me and wear more diamonds from CityJams or even wear wedding gowns like the one i wore in the CityJams commercial...

Me: Wow, great advice. I've always wanted to know, Wat makes u want to continue to pursue a degree in NTU now that u have a promising career with Mediacock? The future looks really bright for u... Why waste the time doing projects in a school where u need to fight for places to sit in the canteen during lunchtime?

Joanne Beh: I need this degree cause i still wanna prove that beauty can coexist with brains.. That i am not some kind of bimbo who poses for soap and diamond commercials... Plus, ten yrs down the road i might start to age and when the wrinkles start appearing, nobody might want me to pose for their products and act anymore... I might be out of a job u know...

Me: Wow.. Great foresight... NTU must be proud to have such a outstanding student like you. I'm sure NTU can count on you to make the school look dynamic and vibrant....

Joanne Beh: Of course they can count on me!!! Who else can they count on to raise the image of NTU? Engineering students? They are too badly dressed, plus they got too many tutorials to do... NBS students?? Nah, they are too busy with their projects and trying to look good during presentations...

Me: Many pple say u are the richest undergrad?? Is it true??

Joanne Beh: Thats totally untrue... I've only posed for a dozen commericals which u see on magazines, taxis, shopping centres and on tv. Plus mediacock pays me peanuts for the countless dramas i act in. I can only afford my own car which is a Suzuki SRV... I'm really not tat rich u know... Plus parking my car at North spine carpark for two hrs makes me 2 dollars poorer a day. All this nonsense abt me being the richest undergrad, its all over-rated i tell u...

Me: Surely peanuts must mean 600K a yr!!! Anyway, many girls in Spore hope to be in your shoes, you are the the icon for modern women in Spore these days. Any tips for them???

Joanne Beh: Sure, Keep Hoping.... One day it will all come true...

Me: With such a deep pocket, beauty and brains, illustrious carrer, fame and glamour, It seems like u have it all... Doesn't that put pressure on your future husband to perform better than u?? Seen any potential husband in NTU?

Joanne Beh: Saw a cute guy in school that day... Just might consider him...He's abit too old for me...his name is Dr Suu. But i think he likes Diana Sir... Damn... She's got a Masters in the same course as me... For now, i can only hope he likes my recent 8dayz swimsuit photoshoot...

(The above interview is entirely ficticious. Any resemblance to living persons is purely coincidental)