Sticky Situation

How to pick up and lose a girl in ten minutes.
10 easy steps. Tested and proven by me. Results guaranteed!!!

Setting: Zouk, Mambo Night.

Part I
1. On the dancefloor, you think that you have spotted your friend whom you've met in church. Tap on her shoulder as she walks past you.

2.You know her. You call her by her name.

3. She gives u a wierd look and walks way, dont worry, its a normal reaction. Rest assured she will be back. Be patient, wait for at least 15min.

4. Time's up, she comes back begging for you. You've accomplished half your mission. She grabs your hand and starts dancing with you. She's a happy girl now cause you can see her smiling, you're a happy man too... Both of you get very close cause the dancefloor is too crowded.

Part II

5. Now that you are happy that you're dancing with your friend, you look her in the eye and suddenly you realise that she's not your friend but someone who looks alot like her!!! Shit, what have u got yourself into?? Dun panic, You gotta get rid of her...

6.Act friendly, u dun want to break this stranger's heart. Continue dancing with her.

7. She wants you to meet her friends, don't follow her stay where you are.

8. She starts asking for your name and where u study. Tell her your name and tell her you study Engineering at NTU(absolutely essential!).

8. She rolls her eyes at you at the mere mention of Engineering. Its not the coolest course in the world. You've successfully turned her off when u mention your background.

9. She starts to look bored and starts looking around instead of looking you in the eye. She stops holding your hands and is no longer smiling at you... Well done, you've acheived social suicide when u mention Engineering.

10. She leaves you and disappears in the crowd. Mission accomplished. All within 15 minutes.